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anonymouslyninja:

SHE’S BEAUTY
SHE’S GRACE
SHE’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
SHE’S MISS AMERICA CHAVEZ

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butlerbookbinding:

wondygirl:

The only proper reaction to anything Civil War.

But how else will Marvel meet its “Tortured straight white male protagonist” quota for the next ever?

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littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

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thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

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sexhaver:

THE BASS, THE ROCK, THE MIC, THE TREBLE

I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL

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beggars-opera:

If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:

There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.

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seiya234:

toastyhat:

Made that Vimes gif I was talking about.  I should’ve in-betweened the cigar smoke loop better but I got other things to do today so here’s this as is. uvu
Play rainymood for a bit for the full effect, probably.

*lies down*
*tries not to cry*
*cries a lot because holy fuck vimes gif let me love you*

seiya234:

toastyhat:


Made that Vimes gif I was talking about.  I should’ve in-betweened the cigar smoke loop better but I got other things to do today so here’s this as is. uvu

Play rainymood for a bit for the full effect, probably.

*lies down*

*tries not to cry*

*cries a lot because holy fuck vimes gif let me love you*

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Insan Jaag Utha (1959)

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alliebirdseed:

Now Gold was good, and gold was nice, but she had a bit of mustard in her yellow for spice.

Inktober day 2 - Gold from The Witch of Hissing Hill!

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theunholyboy:

F.A.T.E VII ( 2013 ) Henry-Pierre de Sard ( My post apocalyptic Larp Character ) walking to the city. 

1# version of his Original Outfit

( I really didn’t know someone took a picture ) 

I want a ten-book million-word series right now.

SO! COOL!!

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spoopy-junjouchara:

jean-luc-gohard:

I love that he looks more inconvenienced than truly angry.

Ah no whatever shall I do

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basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

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koobaxion:

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

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